“The point is is you wanna get anywhere in life, you'll have to join the wrestling team.”Tagged: Life, Get anywhere, Wrestling, Team
“Bobby, I'm proud of what you did at school today....So I'm buyin' you a hooker! Go ahead pick yourself out a live one.”Tagged: Hooker, grandfather, Rite of Passage
“Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!”Tagged: Threats
“No coincidence. I like to hump, I like to eat, and I don't like to drive.”Tagged: Humping, eating, Driving
“You shut your got-dang mouth or I'll shove that Ditch Witch down your throat and dig a tunnel straight through to sunshine!”Tagged: Threats