“I’m never ordering a $15 wedge salad ever again.”Tagged: Lettuce, Health, Healthy Foods, nutrition, humor
“We can expect that firm believers will continue their hunt until Loch Ness runs dry — at least, if history truly does repeat itself.”Tagged: Loch Ness Monster, creepy, Urban Legends
“Kraft Singles are a surprisingly solid source of protein and calcium, so whether you go cheeseburger or hamburger is really up to you.”Tagged: Cheese, Dairy, American Cheese, Kraft Singles, nutrition
“Eggs — despite generally being placed next to milk and yogurt at the grocery store — aren’t actually dairy.”Tagged: LOL, Health, Health and Wellness, Dairy, food
“All in all, diet soda is by no means a healthy choice—shocking, I know—even when compared to regular soda.”Tagged: nutrition, Diets, Dieting, soda, Sodapop
“Old people are having plenty of sex. This means we should talk about it, if for no other reason than that we too will almost certainly engage in senior sex someday.”Tagged: Sex, Having Sex, sexuality, Sexual Health, Doing it
“The lesson here: Get your fill of Halloween candy on Halloween, rather than eating it year round.”Tagged: candy, Halloween, Health, food, Foodies
“I fucking love sandwiches. Who doesn’t love sandwiches? Monsters, that’s who.”Tagged: food, Yum, sandwiches
“I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Everyone should eat more vegetables.”Tagged: Vegetable, veggies, Health, healthy, nutrition
“Men are more than capable of producing meals sad enough to leave even famed food-roaster Gordon Ramsay lost for words.”Tagged: food, Sad Foods, Bachelors, Men Are Bizarre
“Now then, what did we learn today? That I can safely eat about 62 cups of air-popped popcorn in a day while sticking to a 2,500-calorie diet. And if that’s not a good day, I don’t know what is.”Tagged: food, snacks, Bingeing, Yum, Give Me The Snacks
“With what should you smear your delicate tube of assorted animal offcuts?”Tagged: Condiments , food, Health, Health & Wellness
“Drinking hard seltzers in the same way literally everyone drinks hard seltzers is downright bad for you.”Tagged: Hard Seltzer, White Claw, Drinking, Alcohol
“Dogs don’t think of themselves in terms of a name. That would require the use of language, and that’s something dogs obviously aren’t capable of. They do, however, have a strong concept of self, albeit without a name.”Tagged: Pets, Dogs
“No doubt, hobby farming has seen a spike in popularity as people spend more time at home, many still disturbed by reports of meat shortages and empty supermarket shelves from when the coronavirus first struck.”Tagged: Home Garden, Gardening, food, Farms
“People might grow more comfortable being alone, but also being exposed to others in a situation where exposure could mean contamination.”Tagged: Social Distancing , Social Anxiety, coronavirus, COVID-19