Quotes tagged ‘semen’

“The new coronavirus can persist in men's semen even after they have begun to recover, a finding that raises the possibility the virus could be sexually transmitted, Chinese researchers said Thursday.”

— Maggie Fox, cnn.com

“Roy: Hey, I hope you don’t mind—I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once. [Takes a drink from the bucket] Mr. Boorg: We don’t have a cow. We have a bull. Roy: I’ll…”

— Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan, Roy Munson, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“Stacy Hamilton: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out? Linda Barrett: A quart or so.”

— Cameron Crowe, Stacy Hamilton, Jennifer Jason Leigh, imdb.com

“He's got ice in his semen.”

— Will Smith, Ben Cafferty, Kevin Dunn, imdb.com

“Alright, go home, you little semen-puking asshole dick head.”

— Trey Parker, imdb.com

“None of us'd be here without cum.”

— Kanye West, open.spotify.com

“Jack: Let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system. Frank: My client has no memory of that. Jack: I also would have accepted, ‘you can’t prove that’s the governor’s semen.’”

— Donald Glover, Ron Weiner, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“A woman has been found dead with semen in her eyes. Police believe she saw her killer coming.”

— lloydyhats, reddit.com

“Why did the semen cross the road? Because you wore the wrong socks today.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen (AKA semen).”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“The actual act of ejaculation, from what I have observed with my eyes, happens about the same way for both styles of penis. The deciding factor on this one is the way in which bits of cum that perhaps haven’t been wiped off properly, can sometimes harden around the inside of foreskin of an uncircumc…”

— Kat George, thoughtcatalog.com

“When it's time to finish, don't assume it's okay to do inside of your partner. That's probably true of all sexual acts (R-E-S-P-E-C-T), but it's especially important with backdoor play, because semen can have a laxative effect, which can lead to accidents.”

— Jolie Kerr, adequateman.deadspin.com