“Moooanday, tongueday, wetday, thirstday, freakday, sexday, suckday.”Tagged: Sex Tweets, weekdays, moaning, thirsty
“Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.”Tagged: Sex Tweets, birth control, Men, Women
“BEFORE SEX: you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: you only dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once you're fucked.”Tagged: Sex Tweets, Before Sex, After Sex, screwed over