Quotes tagged ‘Sex’

(1968 total)

“Their kisses against your lips turn you on as much as their kisses against your thighs.”

“You don’t need to turn the lights off, because they’ve seen it all before.”

“They go down on you. Frequently.”

“They remind you to pee after sex, so you don’t get another UTI.”

“They’ll stop the second you ask them to, without question or hesitation.”

“They ask if you’re in pain the second you look uncomfortable.”

“When you’re out in public, you have a way of silently telling them you want to sneak away together.”

“You’ve already had sex in every room of the house.”

“You have adorable after-sex-selfies saved on your phone.”

“You’ll have sex, even during period week.”

“Sometimes, you actually call it “making love” instead of “fucking.””

“You have a special song you like to play while making love.”

“Sex happens naturally. You don’t have to force it or schedule it.”

“You don’t have to tell them what you want, because they already know. And they’re already doing it.”

“You don’t have to watch porn anymore, because you prefer to masturbate to the thought of them.”

“Their naked body is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen.”

“You always cuddle afterward, and it feels just as intimate as sex does.”

“You don’t mind getting turned down when you initiate sex, because you know they still find you super sexy.”

“You can laugh about awkward moments instead of being embarrassed by them.”

“They can tell when you’re turned on, just by looking at you.”