“Ula: Really? Even though in 10-15 years she could possibly let herself go and then sex would be like, nauseating, for you? Henry: What, are you nuts? Your wife's right over there. Ula: I'm just kidding, Muumuu!”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Don't- don't knock it 'till you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!”— Laura McCreary, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.com
“Jake: God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s? Boyle: You know how it is, when you have a chance to bed an older woman, you- Jake: No, that's not an older woman; that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!”— Laura McCreary, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“A relationship is built on trust, Chuck. Sex and trust. Am I right?”— Chris Fedak, Morgan Grimes, Joshua Gomez, imdb.com
“500 women (+/-x) / 17 years of having sex = 30 women/year, with (+/-x) factored in because of “soft.” Given there are 52 weeks in a year, that means Mayer has slept with less than one woman per weekend.”— Amanda Arnold, thecut.com
“[while having sex with his newfound mate] I'm filling you! I'm filling you! I'm blowing my fuckin' load!”— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, imdb.com
“It stinks like sex in here.”— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, imdb.com
“If you are ovulating, you may be more likely to feel cramping after sex.”— Nicole Pajer, huffpost.com
“There's nothing vulgar about it, and I'm definitely going to be completely unabashedly open about the fact that we're entirely sexual beings.”— Kristen Stweart, mastermindmagazine.com
“[from inside the hay cart] Hallo. Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay? [Dr. Frankenstein stutters] It's fun. [She begins to roll in the hay] Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.”— Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Inga, Teri Garr, imdb.com
“Oh. Where you going?...Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh...I think I love him.”— Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Elizabeth, Madeline Kahn, imdb.com
“You don’t feel bad if you don’t have sex, because you’re happy just spending time together.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“They look at you like you’re the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen, even though they’ve seen you every day for years.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“You know how to tell them the new move they’re using sucks without hurting their feelings.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“You’re not embarrassed when you get out of breath and have to ask them to get on top.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“Whenever you see a sex scene on TV, you imagine doing the same thing with your partner.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“They never say the wrong name. You’re the only one on their mind.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com