“You have gentle, tender sex as often as you have rough, animalistic sex.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“You never worry about what you smell like or how stubbly you are.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“You make eye contact while you thrust instead of just staring at each other’s bodies.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“You feel completely comfortable being naked in front of each other.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“You get horny over small things, like hearing them sing along to the radio or wash the dishes.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“You have an assigned side of the bed that you roll onto once you’re finished.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“They say, “I love you” in the middle of sex. And still mean it once the sex is over.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“Having a nonstandard body was beautiful, because the way I loved wasn’t the standard either.”— Lauren Strapagiel, buzzfeednews.com
“Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.”— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
“No, it's not...and, you know, Paulie is actually great...in, uh...in chair.”— Diablo Cody, Juno MacGuff, Ellen Page, imdb.com
“I didn't set out to have a baby. It came from sex.”— Jonathan Green, Gabe Miller, Cheyenne, Nichole Bloom, imdb.com
“Technology advances, but humans don’t. We’re smart monkeys, and what we want is always the same. Food, shelter, sex, and in all its forms, escape.”— Steve Blackman, Takeshi Kovacs, Joel Kinnaman, imdb.com
“All that shit they say about Jewish girls in the bedroom? Not true. There are French whores standing around the Marais District saying [French accent], “Did you hear what Midge did to Joel’s balls the other night?””— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com
“It became apparent within 30 seconds that the two of you have been fucking for quite awhile.”— Sharon Horgan, Robert, Thomas Haden Church, imdb.com
“Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.”— Eric Kaplan, Philip J. Fry , Billy West, imdb.com
“Did you fuck Ashley last night? Cause when I fucked her this morning, I felt very close to you, Ray.”— Michael Tolkin, Brett Johnson, Stu Feldman, Josh Pais, imdb.com
“You do. You make me hard. Now shut up and blow me already.”— Ann Biderman, Patrick Sullivan, James Wood, imdb.com