“Well, I can just tell you what my gunny sergeant told me on my first tour in Vietnam. Don't shit your pants. But if you do shit your pants, change your pants.”— Damon Jones, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com
“Henry: [to Penguin] OK, pal. When she stops, just let her pet you. Look cute. Go to the middle of the road. Thank you. Right there. Perfect. Lucy: Oh, shit. Henry: Here she comes. Smile. Where is she? Oh, my God! Oh no! Okay that didn't work. Shit your pants? So did I!”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com