“The Warden Walker: [while all the boys are digging out a deep trench, Armpit tries to dupe the Warden into thinking that he has found something which is obviously nothing more than a recently broken TV knob] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I’m stupid? Armpit: No, ma’am. I wasn’t try…”
— Louis Sachar, Marion Sevillo "Mr. Sir", Jon Voight, imdb.com