“This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count.”— John Hughes, Ferris Bueller, Matthew Broderick, imdb.com
“How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?”— John Hughes, Ferris Bueller, Matthew Broderick, imdb.com