“Cameron: Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself. Ferris: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.”Tagged: Expensive Cars, Priorities
“This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count.”Tagged: Skipping School, Sick Day
“How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?”Tagged: Skipping School, Playing Hooky
“The question isn't 'what are we going to do,' the question is 'what aren't we going to do?'”Tagged: possibilities, Questions
“If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.”Tagged: Best Friends, Friendships
“A: You can never go too far. B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.”Tagged: Troublemakers, Getting Caught
“I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.”Tagged: European, Socialism
“Ferris: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off. Cameron: How? Ferris: We'll drive home backwards.”Tagged: Cars, Mileage
“I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?”Tagged: computers, Cars
“The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a…”Tagged: Sick Days, Playing Pretend
“Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion. Ferris: It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.”Tagged: Ferrari, Expensive Cars
“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the…”Tagged: The Beatles, Believe In Yourself
“Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.”Tagged: High-Maintenance, Anal Personality
“Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence.…”Tagged: Losing Your Virginity, Settling In Love
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”Tagged: live in the moment, Enjoy Today
“I don't believe in -isms, I just believe in me.”Tagged: Isims, Believe In Yourself, Belief In Yourself