“I had no idea alcohol would make people horny. Makes me sleepy.”— Hilary Winston, Dean Pelton, Jim Rash, imdb.com
“It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific.' I have never felt sleepy after eating lettuces; but then I am not a rabbit.”— Beatrix Potter, amazon.com
“Tired of your computer running slow? Tired of losing files? Tired? Really tired? Exhausted? Desperate for one moment of true rest? Tired?”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com