“There’s nothing like that feeling of waiting for a guy. It’s the loneliest feeling in the world. Holding that cell phone in your hand as you take out the trash, use the bathroom, change the litter box. Fearful that the one second you aren’t looking will be when they call. Pathetic. And something I…”Tagged: Waiting, Lonely, Fear, pathetic
“Oh, that is our human color wheel. It goes from Seal to Seal's teeth.”Tagged: human, Color, wheel, Seal
“I had no idea alcohol would make people horny. Makes me sleepy.”Tagged: no idea, Alcohol, Horny, Sleepy
“Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of. You're like a unicorn.”Tagged: virgin, Day, Age, proud, unicorn
“I'm sorry, I like to call celebrities by the name they prefer: Bobby De Niro, Sandy Bullock, Eddie Jimmy Olmos.”Tagged: Celebrities, Names, Nicknames