“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”— Steven Wright, cestwhat.com
“Linda: Don't you talk to me like that, Miss Smart-mouth! You just bought yourself a ticket to your room! Louise: [storming off] Oh, fine! Best money I ever spent! You can't ruin anything in there!”— Nora Smith, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com