“Frowny face? All I've been is super nice to you and this is the thanks I get? I loved you, I loved you like a horse, which is my favorite animal. You know what, let's just stop before we both say something we'll regret, like that horses are better than cows. I regret that, but it's true.”Tagged: Frowny Face, horses, Cows
“Bob, Gene, look at yourselves; you're father and son! You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other; this isn't the Bible!”Tagged: Bible, Fratricide, Parricide
“Linda: Don't you talk to me like that, Miss Smart-mouth! You just bought yourself a ticket to your room! Louise: [storming off] Oh, fine! Best money I ever spent! You can't ruin anything in there!”Tagged: Grounded, Smart Mouth
“Mr. Frond: So, you're in trouble again. Louise: Drink some cranberry juice. Mr. Frond: What? No, not ‘urine trouble!’ You are in trouble.”Tagged: Puns, Misheard, Cranberry Juice, Urine
“Louise, you do not want that flu bug. I had it and it gave me weird fever dreams. I dreamt I was in a book club with my cousin Vanessa, but she was a werewolf.”Tagged: Flu, Fever Dreams, nightmares, Werewolves