Quotes tagged ‘stairs’

“Andrew, I gotta level with you, bud. You are out of shape. You struggle with stairs, and you have a hard time pouring milk. You're going to kill yourself.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going...take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it...”

— Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, Ted Elliott, Roger S.H. Schulman, Donkey (voice), Eddie Murphy, imdb.com

“Get a comfy chair and have him stretch his legs out straight. Sit on top of him with your legs stretched and rock back and forth like a playground seesaw. Or do it on the steps, using them for leverage. He can lean back and support himself with his elbows or hands while you sit on his lap. Using you…”

— Anka Radakovich, redbookmag.com

“As if taking the stairs in and of itself wasn’t enough to get your heart rate going. While it might not be the most comfortable, your safest bet is to do it standing on a corner landing, equidistant from the doors to the floors above and below you (or so I've heard).”

— Julia Reiss, thrillist.com