Quotes tagged ‘Starbucks’

“I just have a suspicion that the reason we don’t feel nasty after eating them is due to their size, not their nutrition. They’re hardly half a meal.”

— Joseph Longo , melmagazine.com

“James keeps on getting called by his deadname... until he uses his true name at Starbucks.”

— Alex Bollinger, LGBTQ Nation, lgbtqnation.com

“Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know? Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.”

— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, Frito Pendejo, Dax Shepard, imdb.com

“When I opened my first espresso bars, I wanted to create places where people could escape the chaos of the day and feel a sense of belonging.”

— Howard Schultz, amazon.com

“It's not for me but people will like it. It's Starbucks. It's what America wants.”

— Kelly Galuska, Matthew, Andrew Rannells, imdb.com

“Smashing up McDonald's or Starbuck's is pointless. Not that I give a damn about McDonald's or Starbuck's. I don't care whether anyone smashes them up or not. But that is not a revolutionary activity. Even if every fast-food chain in the world were wiped out the techno-industrial system would suffer…”

— Ted Kaczynski, theanarchistlibrary.org

“I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“By redesigning cups and lids for cold drinks, the company will eliminate more than 1 billion plastic straws each year.”

— Cora Lewis, Michelle No, buzzfeed.com

“I believe that when millennials eventually secede and form our own nation, the flag will be an image of avocado toast on a light pink background.”

— Cady Drell, marieclaire.com

“For all the crazy pumpkin spice lovers, recreate the iced version by getting a triple shot over ice and then asking for a side of chai and a side of white chocolate mocha.”

— Jame Jackson, buzzfeed.com

“Reid: [referring to the bomber's phone call warning of an attack 'where it all began'] So Seattle's 'where it all began.' Morgan: We just need to figure out what "it" is and, off the top of my head, I can think of grunge music and overpriced coffee.”

— Edward Napier, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com

“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for…”

— Nora Ephron, imdb.com

“Just got a Starbucks coffee and the holiday cup turned me gay. I'm now officially a gay man. That's how it happens. I should have heeded that email my uncle forwarded to me. Now I must shove my agenda in the face of heterosexual conservatives. I don't write the rules.”

— Rex Huppke, twitter.com

“Police on lookout for Starbucks thief. Suspect is still at veinte.”

— Kemp2288, reddit.com

“I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.”

— Hand Solo, twitter.com