Quotes tagged ‘Stripping’

“[to Lester Marlow] Thank God, I'm glad I weren't on fire—I would've burned to death before you got one button undone.”

— Larry Mcmurtry, Peter Bogdanovich, Jacy Farrow, Cybill Shepherd, imdb.com

“People say, 'Why do you always got to say that you used to be a stripper? We get it.' Because y'all don't respect me because of it, and y'all going to respect these strippers from now on. Just because somebody was a stripper don't mean they don't have no brain.”

— Cardi B, cosmopolitan.com

“Queer babes and sex workers LOVE astrology.”

— Janis Luna, gomag.com

“There must be a stripping of the old before you can make way for the new.”

— Butch Hartman, Dee Dee, Allison Moore, imdb.com

“Stan: Don't play dumb! You know she's stripping. Showing people her Ho Hos, her Ding Dongs, her Suzie Q's, her...her...uh...aw, God, what...what are those called...? Those little, uh... pink with coconut...? They're really good.... Jeff: Her Sno-Balls? Stan: You bastard!”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Both inside and outside the club, being a stripper can be taxing for anyone regardless of their sexual preferences.”

— Sofia Barrett-Ibarria, vice.com

“You have to pretend you're really enjoying yourself, all of the time, and generate all of this positive energy.”

— Holly Darling, broadly.vice.com

“What’s more romantic in a man’s eyes then watching his sexy woman in a skimpy article of clothing swaying her hips erotically in front of him? No stripper could ever please him like that! So be his special stripper/erotic dancer for the night. He will absolutely love it.”

— Michelle Keldgord, herinterest.com

“Seductively remove his jeans. Make a show out of unzipping them and pulling them off. Think of it as a reverse strip tease.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“Adult board games: This is a fun and sexy way of initiating foreplay. If you don’t have any adult board games at home, fret not. You can convert almost any board game or card game into its adult version. Just add a few sexy penalties and strip options to it.”

— iDiva, idiva.com

“Put on a little show: Handcuff your man to the bed and indulge him in a private burlesque performance. A little session of ‘look but don’t touch’ and he’ll be rearing to go.”

— Sobiya N Moghul, indiatimes.com

“Unleash your inner bad girl and be the little sl*t on stage. Put him in a chair, turn on some music and slowly and seductively dance around him while removing your clothing one piece at a time.”

— Christina Debusk, youqueen.com

“Go skinny dipping.”

— Lisette Mejia, popsugar.com

“With all these layers people are wearing a friendly game of strip poker might have to go into OT!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Here's the part where you normally rip your clothes off and throw them on the floor as fast as possible. But a better move? Stand in front of your guy, meet his gaze, and give him a front-row seat as you seductively strip down, piece-by-piece. Dudes are super visual, so the image of you slowly unvei…”

— Kelly Thore, cosmopolitan.com

“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but it's better if you do.”

— Patrick Marber, amazon.com

“Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know.”

— Diablo Cody, amazon.com