“You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?”— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com
“Spring for a spray tan or rub on some faux tanning lotion if you’re feeling not-so-sexy at your palest during the winter months. A honey hue can hide imperfections like stretch marks, cellulite, bruises, and varicose veins — and make you seem slimmer to boot. Plus, who doesn’t want to look like they…”— Natasha Burton, stylecaster.com