“Down here at the Shore, one minute you've got three girls in the jacuzzi, the next minute…”

“This whole summer has been pretty wild, pretty crazy. Lots of fights. Lots of hookups.…”

“It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me and that's obvious. It goes back to the days of…”

“Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi: Can I have a roll, please? Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Don't…”