“When you think about it, it's not easy to keep from just wandering out of life. It's like someone's always leaving the door open to the next world, and if you aren't paying attention you could just walk through it, and then you've died. That's why in your dreams it's like you're standing in that doo…”— James Schamus, Paul Hood, Tobey Maguire, imdb.com
“Shouldn't we be avoiding law enforcement? I never saw an episode of Matlock where the criminal banged Matlock!”— Adam Cooper, Bill Collage, Ted Griffin, Jeff Nathanson, Mr. Fitzhugh, Matthew Broderick, imdb.com
“You might be the toughest little whacker at the junior high but in my world, you're about as worrisome as a cloudy day.”— John Hughes, Dutch Dooley, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com
“Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal: Yes. Car Rental Agent: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang…”— John Hughes, Neal Page, Steve Martin, imdb.com