“Maya: You literally just, like, ruined my life! Anna: That thong ruined you.”— Maya Erskine, Sam Zvibleman, Anna Kone, Anna Konkle, imdb.com
“Molly: You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now. Elliot: They don't work for me. I still can't sit down without showing the whole world the crack of my ass. The other night, some guy tried to put a pen in it. J.D.: 'Some guy'... I never get credit for anything!”— Bill Callahan, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com
“Get a more comfortable thong. If you're going to intentionally stick something up in there, be gentle. Lace thongs from Hanky Panky are always a popular favorite.”— Amanda Schupak, self.com