“Molly: You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now.
Elliot: They don't work for me. I still can't sit down without showing the whole world the crack of my ass. The other night, some guy tried to put a pen in it.
J.D.: 'Some guy'... I never get credit for anything!”
More from Bill Callahan
“Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.”
“Falling in love with you was never part of the plan, okay? This whole thing started…”
“Injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.”
“[wearing a police uniform, selecting doughnuts in a store] I don't know if it's this…”