“What is she thinking about? Believe it or not, most guys are thinking about what you’re thinking about.”— Cliche Wynter, wewomen.com
“What’s that on the wall? Okay, this doesn’t happen all the time but I’m sure at some time during his life, when he’s on his back and you’re on top, he would have noticed something he’d never noticed before on the wall.”— Juan Geel, cosmopolitan.co.za
“I’m doing it as hard as I can! We love it when you ask us to go faster and deeper. But it’s a bit depressing and annoying when what you’re asking for is in fact what you are getting!”— Juan Geel, cosmopolitan.co.za
“I really should’ve showered. Murphy’s law. The one time we didn’t shower and you propose sexy time. We’re obviously not going to turn down the offer, but know that we are not proud of it.”— Juan Geel, cosmopolitan.co.za
“Get on top so I can see those boobs bounce up and down, up and down.”— Nicole Kalashnikova, narcity.com
“I need to get this bra off quickly, I want her to know I’ve done this before.”— Craig Ellis, readunwritten.com
“'Where are the tissues at?' I’ll preface this by saying safe sex is the best sex. But sometimes, for one reason or another, a condom doesn’t make it into the equation. If you’re going oh naturale, pulling out and cumming on a girl’s stomach, tits, etc. is normally your best option to avoid a Mini-Me”— C.T. Schwink, collegemagazine.com
“'You're just going to lie there… like a dead fish?' There’s nothing worse than being in bed with a girl and realizing she’s just going to lie there completely motionless.”— C.T. Schwink, collegemagazine.com
“'Am I hard?' Nothing says a confident lover like constantly worrying about your own state of arousal. Call me crazy, but I don’t remember any adult film where the lady is calling out for her man who is unable to please her.”— Alex Keobke, therichest.com
“'I love you.' Sexual relations can be one of the most beautiful acts that you share with your partner. If done in a healthy and respectful way, it has the ability to draw both of you closer together.”— Alex Keobke, therichest.com
“As you are getting your boogy on, the guy's mind may start to drift to an insatiable thirst not for your body but for the water sitting in the fridge.”— Alex Keobke, therichest.com
“There may be some anxiety on the guy's end. He may temporarily become self-conscious about his own body issues (yes, we have those too) or worry about his ability to perform at peak stamina or skill.”— Lodro Rinzler, marieclaire.com
“He’s hoping you’ll provide some guidance. Every woman is different, so no matter how experienced (or inexperienced) your guy is, he’s going to be hoping you’ll assist him in your, you know, experience!”— Sally Murphy, 29secrets.com
“He is worried about his hair, his abs, his gut, even his breath. Just like you, he has insecurities about being naked, and just like you, they are probably unfounded.”— Sally Murphy, 29secrets.com