“That you look even better than he imagined you would. Your clothes hide certain curves and other, um, attributes that he’ll be seeing for the first time. No matter how much a guy has imagined what you look like, the real you is sure to be even better, and he’ll appreciate that”— Sally Murphy, 29secrets.com
“Is it weird that I'm super hungry right now?" (This is when you'll start thinking about what leftovers are in your fridge and get totally distracted)”— Jason Mustian, distractify.com
“Was that sound real or fake? Is she faking because she likes me and wants me to keep going or because it's awful and she wants to get it over with?”— Jason Mustian, distractify.com
“How do I measure up? I've definitely found myself worrying about how I stack up against other guys she's been with. Was he bigger? Did he make you feel better?”— Jilliam Kramer, glamour.com
“When should I bring up birth control? I want to be safe, so I know I have to bring it up at some point.”— Jillian Kramer, glamour.com
“Should I talk dirty? Some men talk dirty just because it comes naturally to them, while there are others who do that just to turn their partner on.”— Nidhi Mathew, datemypet.com
“Should I moan? Moaning is an integral part of any sexual act. Guys are not always very confident about the way they moan.”— Nidhi Mathew, datemypet.com
“The bra. Joey made it look so easy. Friends, we trusted you. Why did you lie to us? If you go for the two hander you engage in an awkward bear hug. Go for one hand and, while you are a brave man, you also risk looking like a fumbling 15 year old. The single clasp… that’s do-able. The double clasp… g…”— Oscar Trondheim, viralthread.com
“Reading the signs. One of the great unknowns of foreplay, and indeed sex in general, is what a girl’s reactions mean. Sometimes it feels like when your cat is meowing but it has food and has recently been outside. What does the cat want!? What do those noises mean?! Girls, I guarantee you that there…”— Oscar Trondheim, viralthread.com
“Timing. How long do we leave it until we go for the bum grab (classic first move)? How long until we start running our hand down your stomach? How long do we stay in each position?”— Oscar Trondheim, viralthread.com
“During passionate sex, the conscious mind of a man is pretty much obsessed with feeling everything that’s happening, and enjoying the act as much as possible”— Phil Dotree, thefrisky.com
“During sex, that’s all we’re thinking about, really: How we can make everything better? Because, of course, if it’s better; we’ll naturally get more sex. Yes, that’s right, ladies. Even during sex, guys are basically thinking about how to get more sex.”— Phil Dotree, thefrisky.com
“To avoid the orgasm, guys think about the most awful, unsexy stuff possible. What exactly this entails differs from guy to guy. Personally, I picture a dog crapping.”— Phil Dotree, thefrisky.com
“Is she... into it? She doesn't look like she's having fun. Better change something up.”— Cameron Frye, rantlifestyle.com
“Wait. Did I put the condom on inside-out? Or does that even matter? They're reversible, right?”— Cameron Frye, rantlifestyle.com