“Did I give her a good enough warm-up? The juices have to be flowing. Did she get enough pregame workout? This can't into extra innings when you've already hit your walk-off.”— Cameron Frye, rantlifestyle.com
“'Make sure you’re hard, but whatever you do, don’t finish yet. Think about something not sexy occasionally but don’t focus on it too long or you’ll lose it completely.'”— Rob Fee, thoughtcatalog.com
“'Was that a good moan or a bad moan? I honestly can’t tell if she’s loving this or just wanting it to be over right now.'”— Rob Fee, thoughtcatalog.com
“We know women imagine other people during sex. So do guys. While I'm screaming her name, I may well be thinking of her hot sister, her best friend, my third-grade teacher, Smurfette...”— Rich Santos, marieclaire.com
“What if I miss? I've wondered, mid-thrust: What if I miss and hit a pelvic bone? I'd sustain major injury to myself and, depending on how hard I thrusted, I might even hurt her!”— Rich Santos, marieclaire.com
“How did I get here? I build a mental bread crumb trail up to the moment of triumph: What did I say/do over the last 24 hours? If I could find common steps between all the times I got laid, I'd have a reliable system.”— Rich Santos, marieclaire.com
“Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd …" When I was younger, a friend told me that by playing the "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" song inside my head, I could fight off an impending climax. And no joke, it worked. The song is so unsexy that it totally kills the orgasm reflex and allows…”— Clint Carter, womenshealthmag.com
“Where did she learn THAT?! On that note, a guy's obviously not going to complain if you pull out a brand new bedroom move yourself (especially if you try something from our ultimate hot sex bucket list). That said, if it comes out of nowhere and it's not something you've previously spoken about, he'…”— Clint Carter, womenshealthmag.com
“So, um, was that an orgasm? When men orgasm, you know it. It's a whole thing. To leave no doubt, we collapse as if we just ran a marathon. So you can understand our confusion when, after you orgasm, you just keep on going like you're the freakin' Duracell bunny. Should we keep going? Should we wrap…”— Clint Carter, womenshealthmag.com