Quotes tagged ‘Tipping’

(5 total)

“Or cook, you lazy monster.”

“You know that feeling when you're dining out and you order things from the menu that are within your budget, and then the bill arrives and you spot an extra "surcharge" or "fee" that tacks on another 10% in addition to the 20% you were planning to leave as a tip because you aren't a total jerkface,…”

— Elizabeth Robinson, laist.com

“I remember a night when Wayne Gretzky insulted Michael Jordan at the table. It was a private salon game. Michael had ordered a drink from the cocktail waitress, and he gave her a five-dollar chip. Wayne took it off the cocktail waitress's tray, gave it back to Michael, grabbed a hundred-dollar chip…”

— Rich Strafella, sbnation.com

“So let me ask you a question about the tip jar. I had a little thing with the calzone guy this week. I go to drop a buck in the tip jar and just as I am about to drop it in he looks the other way. And then when I am leaving he gives me this look think thanks for nothing. I mean, if they don't notice…”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“I wish I had the nerve not to tip.”

— Paul Lynde, books.google.com