“Dylan says the squishy toilet seats are like pressing your butt against someone else's butt, and then pooping into their butthole.”— Dan Perrault, Tony Yacenda, Spencer Diaz, Eduardo Franco, imdb.com
“What does toilet paper and the Avatar have in common? They disappear when the world needs them most.”— zhephyx, reddit.com
“Every day, someone unknowingly does the loudest fart in the world for that day.”— drivingat90, reddit.com