“I gotta work this shit job for half the day. The only thing on TV is, like Ellen, Wendy, Tyra, all those fucking first-name shows.”Tagged: TV, Shows, Job, upset
“Yeah, I never forget the ball hairs. It's just, it's such an important part of the dick.”Tagged: drawing, Important, Details
“Dylan says the squishy toilet seats are like pressing your butt against someone else's butt, and then pooping into their butthole.”Tagged: Toilet, Toilet Humor, Simile Examples
“I mean seriously, like it's super fucking funny, so, that's all chill, but like, letting me get expelled for something I didn't even do is just... It's just such a bitch move.”Tagged: Chill, upset, Framed
“A bidet shoot, like, a water stream up your ass. Now, it sounds a little gay, but it's not at all. It's hella clean and it's hella tight.”Tagged: bidet, Water Stream , tight, cool
“Everybody sees me as this island. Like I don't need anything from anyone. I feel like I'm sinking.”Tagged: Island, metaphor example, sinking, upset
“I don't think it would be appropriate for me, as a teacher to say that he's a ten. But you know, he's at least a nine.”Tagged: Teacher, rating, Attractive