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From “Hard Facts”

I gotta work this shit job for half the day. The only thing on TV is, like Ellen, Wendy, Tyra, all those fucking first-name shows.

TV Shows Job upset

We call ourselves the Wayback Boys 'cause we go way back.

Way Back Friends Best Friends

Yeah, I never forget the ball hairs. It's just, it's such an important part of the dick.

drawing Important Details

Dylan was a known dick drawer.

dick Drawer Reputation

Dylan says the squishy toilet seats are like pressing your butt against someone else's butt, and then pooping into their butthole.

Toilet Toilet Humor Simile Examples

I mean seriously, like it's super fucking funny, so, that's all chill, but like, letting me get expelled for something I didn't even do is just... It's just such a bitch move.

Chill upset Framed

From “The Brownout”

I mean, kids can be really cruel.

cruel kids bullying

You can't throw a watermelon at me.

throw Watermelon annoyed

From “Wiped Clean”

A bidet shoot, like, a water stream up your ass. Now, it sounds a little gay, but it's not at all. It's hella clean and it's hella tight.

bidet Water Stream tight cool

Everybody sees me as this island. Like I don't need anything from anyone. I feel like I'm sinking.

Island metaphor example sinking upset

I know without definitive proof, hope means nothing.

Proof Hard Evidence Hope

I don't think it would be appropriate for me, as a teacher to say that he's a ten. But you know, he's at least a nine.

Teacher rating Attractive

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