“You know what I'm going to do? Buy one of those Japanese talking toilets. See what that has to say.”— Donick Cary, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
“Ain't nothing like a pleasant drive in the countryside looking at some stinking ass toilets.”— Sean Whitesell, Stephen Holder, Joel Kinnaman, imdb.com
“Rose: Dorothy, if the Egyptians built the pyramids, now we can move this toilet. Dorothy: Fine. Get me 20,000 Hebrews and I'll have it out of here in no time.”— Christopher Lloyd, Rose Nylund, Betty White, imdb.com