“This isn't some tourist attraction. This is a musical. We're in an actual musical.”— Cinco Paul, Ken Daurio, Melissa Gimble, Cecily Strong, imdb.com
“Max: [acting as a tour guide with his limo] Welcome to Chicago! Now here's a fun fact. Chicago was originally nicknamed the Window City, but another city had that nickname first, so, thanks a lot, Omaha! Tourist: Really? That doesn't sound right.”— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com