“Don't- don't knock it 'till you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!”— Laura McCreary, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.com
“My wife said, "I'm leaving you as you keep telling everyone you're a Transformer." I said, "please don't, I can change."”— Yatsey007, reddit.com