“Don't- don't knock it 'till you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!”Tagged: knock it til you try it, replacement hip, Sex, Transformer
“Boyle: Don't- don't knock it 'till you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer! Peralta: That is no one's fantasy!”Tagged: Sex, Old People, Transformers, Fantasy
“You just graduated Pie School, bitches! Sorry I said 'bitches,' I'm just really worked up.”Tagged: graduated, Pie, School, worked up
“Boyle: It'll be the perfect opportunity to update my rankings. Can we stop at home for a pizza bib? Jake: No, Charles, we gotta go fast. Boyle: Right, right, I'll just use my work bib.”Tagged: bib, Fast, Work, different occasions
“Oh, you're useless! You're completely useless! You are without a doubt the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen! And I'm including that bomb-sniffing dog, who humps all the bombs!”Tagged: useless, Incompetent, dog, Humping
“Diaz: Look, man. Nobody's ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your- Boyle: Benny and the Jets.”Tagged: penis, nude, Naked, awkward
“It's such a classic Boyle trait to not recognize talent. My cousin Susan didn't know she could sing until her late 40's.”Tagged: Susan Boyle, Throwback Reference, Britains Got Talent