Quotes tagged ‘Twinkies’

“In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? ‘Los submarinos.’”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“Where are the fucking Twinkies?”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“There’s a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies—the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna go...empty.”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“Little Rock: No Twinkies. Tallahassee: Shit! fuck! Wichita: See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me.”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“Tallahassee: [discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Where’s the fucking Twinkies? Columbus: I love Sno-Balls. Tallahassee: I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency. Columbus: [eats a Sno-Ball] Fresh. Tallahassee: Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain’t over yet.”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com