“Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.”— Eric Kaplan, Philip J. Fry , Billy West, imdb.com
“ONE EGG LEFT?! For a nutritious breakfast, TWO eggs is the minimum requirement!”— Zeke Kamm, Amy Keating Rogers, Mojo Jojo , Roger Jackson, imdb.com
“Oh, it's 'cause I have ice power and they don't and they're all jealous.”— John McIntyre, Blossom, Cathy Cavadini, imdb.com
“Those people aren't our loved ones. Our loved ones would never want to hurt us!”— Craig McCracken, Michael Ryan, Buttercup, Elizabeth Daily, imdb.com
“So everybody has to do what Raymond wants, right? New sheets for Raymond! Brownies for Raymond! Can't sleep naked around Raymond”— Ellen Sandler, Robert Barone, Brad Garrett, imdb.com
“Debra: You know I gave up some stuff when we had kids. Ray: I know...did it have to be sex?”— Tucker Cawley, Ray Barone, Ray Romano, imdb.com
“It's the celery that makes 'tuna salad' tuna salad. What you gave me was tuna slop!”— Jeremy Stevens, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com
“Everybody loves Raymond. I go to work people shoot at me, Ray goes to work and people do the wave. Then he sits down, has a hotdog, doodles on a piece of paper and they give him a trophy.”— Philip Rosenthal, Robert Barone, Brad Garrett, imdb.com
“I can't talk, there's too much fruit in the house.”— Philip Rosenthal, Marie Barone, Doris Roberts, imdb.com
“This is not fantasy. This is reality. I'm stuck for my life! I'm stuck and I'll be stuck forever!”— Michael Ryan, Jason Butler Rote, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com
“Well, 'mom,' I wouldn't have gotten an A minus, IF MY STUPID SISTER WOULD STOP BUGGING ME!”— Rob Renzetti, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com
“SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish...FOR 12 HOURS!!”— Ennio Torresan Jr., Erik Wiese, Peter Burns, Squidward Tentacles , Rodger Bumpass, imdb.com