“Ray: Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone? Frank: What? Do you live in a freaking fairyland?”Tagged: Love, said i love you, Sassy, freaking, fairyland
“It's the celery that makes 'tuna salad' tuna salad. What you gave me was tuna slop!”Tagged: Tuna, Celery, slop, upset, picky
“I've got the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger, except the one where he gets pregnant.”Tagged: complete works, Arnold Schwarzenegger, pregnant
“Marie: Oooh, all of a sudden you have scruples. Frank: I have scruples Marie. I've got scruples the size of basketballs.”Tagged: scruples, size, Basketball, all of a sudden
“You want to know the meaning of life? You're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die.”Tagged: Meaning Of Life, born, Work, School, Die
“I could have eaten a box of alphabets and crapped a better interview!”Tagged: food, alphabets, crapped, better, Interview
“Oh, where are you throwing that ball?! Come on! Have an idea out there!”Tagged: throwing, balls, idea, Sassy, sideline coaching
“Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, my wife thinks I'm in the bathroom.”Tagged: Thank You, Ladies, Gentlemen, Wife, bathroom
“Marie: Don't move! I'm coming right down! Frank: I'm in enough pain!”Tagged: don't move, Sassy, enough pain