“It's the worse use of scissors since my failed vasectomy.”— Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche, David Quantick, Mike McLintock, Matt Walsh, imdb.com
“I would just like to say, thank god you had a vasectomy a couple of years ago.”— Khloé Kardashian, imdb.com
“Hold it up! You're gonna let some quack doctor just knife around down there? You are blessed with a great power, and you should never snip its wings. You should let it soar.”— Daniel J. Goor, Michael Schur, Gina Linetti, Chelsea Peretti, imdb.com