“Dan Egan: Nice wheels, Mike. This new? Mike McLintock: Not quite. Like your mother, it's been previously loved and paid for by a couple of guys.”Tagged: used car, mother jokes
“It's the worse use of scissors since my failed vasectomy.”Tagged: Diss, Scissors, Failure, Vasectomy
“We are all just figuring it out as we go along. So the best you can do is reflect on who you were in the past and compare that to who you wanna be in the future and you split the difference. That's who you are now.”Tagged: Who Are You?, Be yourself