“Audrey: All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house. Seymour: Oh Audrey, you're the most wonderful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be all right, you'll see.”— Howard Ashman, Seymour Krelborn, Rick Moranis, imdb.com
“Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!”— Howard Ashman, Seymour Krelborn, Rick Moranis, imdb.com
“I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Everyone should eat more vegetables.”— Ian Lecklitner, melmagazine.com
“John Hawkins: Fruit from the New World! It's called a tomato! Queen Elizabeth: This is a fruit? John Hawkins: Some say vegetable. Standing argument.”— Erika Lippoldt, Bo Yeon Kim, Queen Elizabeth I, Rachel Skarsten, imdb.com
“If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. If you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in the hospital.”— krack_baybee, reddit.com
“What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking.”— wackoclown, reddit.com