“You’re trying to find things to argue over. Because we can never just be adult and look at each other and go, “Hey, you know what? Hey, come here. Come here for a second. Um, we’re fuckin’ over, aren’t we? All right you go that way, I’ll go this way. It was good times!” Nah, instead you’re like, "Le…”— Dane Cook, youtube.com
“That's what work is, a sublimation of our violent desires to hunt and fuck.”— Marguerite McIntyre, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com
“They throw objects around you. Throwing and breaking things is a violent act, even if nothing is thrown directly at you.”— Alexandra Whittaker, rd.com
“When I'm on the freeway I can't help but honk at the a-holes who don't like my violent, unpredictable driving.”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com