Danny O’Shea: Hey, I got an idea. How about we go put some mud tires on the go cart? Becky O’Shea: Nah. I don’t want to. Danny O’Shea: Alright, forget the tires. How about we go camping in the woods! Make moose sounds? Becky O’Shea: Nah. Danny O’Shea: All right, forget the moose sounds.
— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Danny O'Shea, Rick Moranis, imdb.com
What the fuck is a grown man doing crawling through the woods, dressed head to toe like a goddamn SWAT team member, in the middle of the night, behind a building, where a woman was raped last month?
I went to the woods because I wish to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I can learn what it had to teach, and not when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
Jud Crandall: It’s not some campfire story. Louis Creed: Saw these on the trees up there. Jud Crandall: They’re warnings. The local tribes carved them before they fled. They feared that place. There’s something up there. Something that dates way back. Those woods belong to something else.
In the woods today, Elie discovered a landmark.
If you hear something in the woods, you tell me. if you hear something in the water, you tell me. But under no circumstances are you allowed to take off your blindfold.
You've changed. You're daring. You're different in the woods.
Thackery Binx: Elijah! Elijah! [he runs up to Elijah] Hast thou seen my sister Emily? Elijah: Nay. But look. [he points to purple smoke in the sky] They conjure. Thackery Binx: Oh, God. The woods! [he and Elijah run towards the field and see Sarah leading Emily into the woods] Emily! Elijah: She's d…
— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Thackery Binx (voice), Jason Marsden, imdb.com
Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star. Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in the woods.
— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
There's a sort of evil out there. Something very, very strange in these old woods. Call it what you want. A darkness, a presence. It takes many forms but... its been out there for as long as anyone can remember and we've always been here to fight it.
— Harley Peyton, Sheriff Harry S. Truman, Michael Ontkean, imdb.com
Sit down in climbing, and hear the pines sing.
All the wild world is beautiful, and it matters but little where we go, to highlands or lowlands, woods or plains, on the sea or land or down among the crystals of waves or high in a balloon in the sky; through all the climates, hot or cold, storms and calms, everywhere and always we are in God's et…
Come to the woods, for here is rest.
Nature in her green, tranquil woods heals and soothes all afflictions.
On no subject are our ideas more warped and pitiable than on death.…Let children walk with nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity, as taught in woods and meadows, plains and mountains and streams of our blessed star, and they wil…
Wander here a whole summer, if you can. Thousands of God's wild blessings will search you and soak you as if you were a sponge, and the big days will go by uncounted. If you are business-tangled, and so burdened by duty that only weeks can be got out of the heavy-laden year…give a month at least to…
How many hearts with warm red blood in them are beating under cover of the woods, and how many teeth and eyes are shining! A multitude of animal people, intimately related to us, but of whose lives we know almost nothing, are as busy about their own affairs as we are about ours.
If people in general could be got into the woods, even for once, to hear the trees speak for themselves, all difficulties in the way of forest preservation would vanish.
Come to the woods, for here is rest. There is no repose like that of the green deep woods. Here grow the wallflower and the violet. The squirrel will come and sit upon your knee, the logcock will wake you in the morning. Sleep in forgetfulness of all ill. Of all the upness accessible to mortals, the…
One should go to the woods for safety, if for nothing else.
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