50 Wise And Witty Quotes From Your Favorite British Boys

“What's my guilty pleasure? The thing is, I never feel guilty about pleasures.”

— Tom Hiddleston, books.google.com

“Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.”

— Michael Caine, books.google.com

“Education is the sum of what students teach each other between lectures and seminars.”

— Stephen Fry, books.google.com

“Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.”

— Russell Brand, amazon.com

“Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.”

— Ricky Gervais, books.google.com

“Love is a word. A sound. Its association with a particular feeling is arbitrary, unmeasurable, and ultimately meaningless.”

— Hugh Laurie, books.google.com

“Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”

— Stephen Fry, books.google.com

“I've never been one of the cool people at school, but then again, I don't get the people who are cool. It's not that I don't like them, it's just that they don't interest me.”

— Daniel Radcliffe, books.google.com

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.”

— Charlie Chaplin, books.google.com

“The difference between doing something and not doing something is doing something.”

— James Corden, amazon.com

“Quiet people have the loudest minds.”

— Stephen Hawking, books.google.com

“Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more. Damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial.”

— Russell Brand, amazon.com

“Better sexy and racy than sexist and racist.”

— Stephen Fry, books.google.com

“We think too much and feel too little.”

— Charlie Chaplin, books.google.com

“I will defend the absolute value of Mozart over Miley Cyrus, of course I will, but we should be wary of false dichotomies. You do not have to choose between one or the other. You can have both.”

— Stephen Fry, books.google.com

“Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.”

— Stephen Hawking, books.google.com

“One man's fish is another man's poison.”

— Mark Gatiss, books.google.com

“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is tempor…”

— David Beckham, books.google.com

“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.”

— Craig Ferguson, books.google.com

“I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.”

— Sean Connery, books.google.com

“Don’t go to Casablanca expecting it to be like the film. In fact, if you’re not too busy, and your schedule allows it, don’t go to Casablanca at all.”

— Hugh Laurie, books.google.com

“The only good thing I've ever noticed about money, the only positive aspect of an otherwise pretty vulgar commodity, is that you can use it to buy things.”

— Hugh Laurie, books.google.com

“If a man doesn't know how to dance, he doesn't know how to make love. There, I said it!”

— Craig Ferguson, books.google.com

“To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard for the social conventions of sexual protocol as I do. I love it when I meet a woman and her sexuality is dancing across her face, so it's apparent that all we need to do is nod and find a cupboard.”

— Russell Brand, amazon.com

“We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love.”

— David Mitchell, books.google.com

“The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.'”

— Ricky Gervais, books.google.com

“You never know what's around the corner. It could be everything. Or it could be nothing. You keep putting one foot in front of the other, and then one day you look back and you've climbed a mountain.”

— Tom Hiddleston, books.google.com

“We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.”

— Russell Brand, amazon.com

“I think honesty is the most heroic quality one can aspire to.”

— Daniel Radcliffe, books.google.com

“It is a cliché that most clichés are true, but then like most clichés, that cliché is untrue.”

— Stephen Fry, books.google.com