24 Of The Funniest Joe Biden Memes On The Internet

“Joe: I'm never calling him Mr. President. Obama: Joe, please. Joe: Not even if there's a fire.”

— StoryPick, storypick.com

“Biden: Wait until realizes I programmed everything in Spanish. Obama: Joe you wild.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Caller: Is this the Krsuty Krab Obama: Joe hang up.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Joe: Now when they say you are in the presidential cabinet, that does not mean you are literally inside a cabinet. Pence: Why would I think that? Joe: I'm trying to help you.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Joe: Let's be eating burritos when he turns up. Obama: Joe Joe: And be wearing massive sombreros Obama: Ok but what about the orange face paint?”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Biden: Ideally I'd like to include traps from all of the Home Alone movies, but we've only got two months so the Home Alone 2 plan is fine.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Joe: I challenged him and Pence to a lil game of 2v. 2. Winner gets the crib. Barack: Joe if you say another word, I swear to God.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Obama: Welcome Donald Trump to the White House Joe. Biden: Imma point at'em to assert my dominance. Obama: Please just welcome him.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Biden: Showed Trump the drone strike controls in your top desk drawer. Obama: That's an Etch-A-Sketch Biden: Yup”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Joe: I'm going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat. Barack: That's nice, Joe. Joe: And then I'm going to offer him knuckle sandwiches.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Obama: Joe, why are still holding my hand. Biden: I wanna freak Mike Pence out. Obama: But why? Biden: Just roll with it.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Obama: Didn't think he'd be late. Biden: I gave him the wrong address. Obama: Joe he's the president- elect. Biden: IDGAF what they call him.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Joe: I hid all the pens from Trump. Obama: Why? Joe: Because he's bringing his own Pence.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles? Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Biden: I found a cool new apartment for us downtown. Obama: Joe...Michelle and I are- Michelle: [covers Obama's mouth] are so excited.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Joe: IDK about you and Michelle, but I'm taking my curtains with me. Barack: Joe we have to- Joe: Taking the bath towels too.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Biden: You thinking what I'm thinking? Obama: What now B Biden: Let's leave shit in all the toilets.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Biden: Trump better not get in my face...cos I'll drop kick that motherfucker.”

— Petty Memes, facebook.com

“Biden: So when Trump walks in, you duck and I sock him.”

— Matt Keohan, brobible.com

“Biden: I left a Kenyan passport in your desk, just to fuck with him. Obama: Joe. Biden: And a prayer rug in your bedroom. He's gonna lose it.”

— Matt Keohan, brobible.com

“Biden: I changed White House wifi password to 'ILoveMexicans,' he's never gonna have service. Obama: You savage AF Joe.”

— StoryPick, storypick.com

“Biden: Okay, I got two nerf guns under the table. On 3, we shoot the Republicans you in? Obama: Joe we've talked about- Biden: You in or you're out?!”

— StoryPick, storypick.com

“Biden: Can I put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here. Obama: Joe I'm on the phone. Biden: You didn't say not to.”

— StoryPick, storypick.com

“Obama: Gonna miss you man. Joe: Can I say it? Just this once? Obama: Go head. Joe: You me nigga, Barack.”

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