18 Times Anna Kendrick's Tweets Said Everything We Don't Have The Balls To Say Out Loud

18 quotes

God bless Anna Kendrick for being the Tweeter we don't deserve.

“I spent the morning biting my fingernails down to jagged stumps. Why has no one contacted me about starting a lifestyle blog?”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: humor, Bodies, habits, Bad Habits, Blogs

“Why does that Sleep Number commercial piss me off so much? "She likes the bed soft! He's more hardcore!" …I cannot eye-roll hard enough.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: humor, Beds, Relationships

“Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: humor, Self-Love, Stuck with yourself

“All movie BFFs: Girl, you need to get laid!Do I need a friend who tells me to get laid? Do I need to get laid?? I have no way of knowing!!”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: Sex, Getting Laid, humor

“In movies, when the super villain tells his origin story I honestly get worried because I relate so hard.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: Movies, Villains, Relatable, Real Life, humor

“My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing…God, what is that thing called…other people.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: I Hate People

“Tipsy and on a plane is my best self.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: Airplanes, Getting Drunk, tipsy, humor

“Never a diva. But occasionally a real dick.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: humor, Diva, Personality, Being a Dick

“Just spotted a Pop-Tart wrapper under my bed. That seems about right. #GrownWoman”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: Pop-Tarts, snacks, I love Food, cleaning, humor

“Hi, I'm Anna, I'm alone tonight and I'm looking for a strapping muscular man to come over because butternut squash is hard to dice.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: food, Cooking, Adulting, humor

“I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: Men, feminism, Silent, STFU, humor

“Yes of course I got your text - I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: humor, Texting, Go Away, Introverts, Don't make it weird

“I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: humor, Kanye West, Douchebaggery, Humility, Humble

“That bottle of wine that you have in case of a 'special occasion' and how 7pm starts to feel real 'special' when you got no other booze”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: Wine, Alcohol, Getting Drunk, Drinking, humor

“Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: filters, Social Media, Instagram, RBF, Resting Bitch Face

“Sometimes I think 'I need to think before I speak' and then other times I think 'I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever.'”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: humor, Social Skills, socializing

“I don't think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use bleach in the laundry.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: humor, Adulting, Laundry, Being an adult, grown up

“Being well adjusted is probably fucking overrated.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

Tagged: Being well adjusted, Growing Up, humor