Quotes tagged ‘Laundry’

“Corinne: What's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister? Sonny: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called 'doing the hibbidy-dibbidy.'”

— Tim Herlihy, Steve Franks, Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“Esther: I don't even need to do laundry anymore. Dean: Yeah, I don't do laundry either. Esther: That's crazy, I don't do it either. Dean: I know, you said that, and then that's why I said what I said. Esther: Uh huh.”

— Caroline Goldfarb, Esther, Esther Povitsky, imdb.com

“King Henry II: Why is this so difficult? Our clothes go away dirty and they come back clean. How do they do it? Queen Catherine: I don't know. They take them to the laundry and they dip them in... something!”

— Drew Lindo, Queen Catherine de' Medici, Megan Follows, imdb.com

“[Edith is sorting through laundry ruined at the coin Laundromat] Edith: Look at this! You must have forgot to separate the coloreds from the whites. Mike: [incredulous] Archie? Forget to separate the coloreds from the whites?”

— Bill Dana, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.com

“G.T.L, baby! Gym, tan, laundry!”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

“George: You’re gonna over-dry your laundry. Jerry: You can’t over-dry. George: Why not? Jerry: Same reason you can’t over-wet.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Why do we need B.O.? What is the function of it? Everything in nature has a reason, has a purpose, except B.O. Doesn't make any sense—do something good, hard work, exercise, smell very bad. This is the way the human being is designed. You move, you stink. Why can't our bodies help us? Why can't swea…”

— Larry David, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Do you think it's effeminate for a man to put clothes in a gentle cycle?”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Before you lay your bra out, make sure the cups aren't misshapen or folded, and use a towel to blot up excess water (don't wring or twist the bra).”

— Monika Markovinovic, huffingtonpost.ca

“A bra should be washed after every three wears.”

— Jamie Feldman, huffingtonpost.com

“I don't think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use bleach in the laundry.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com

“I'd have murdered my husband years ago, but the only place with more laundry than my house is prison.”

— Stabbatha Christ, twitter.com