“A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with the truth.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“Oh right, because there can be too many of something wonderful. Hey Babe Ruth, easy big fella, let’s not hit too many homers. Hey Steve Gutenberg, maybe just make three Police Academy movies. America’s laughed enough.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“It’s gonna be legend-... wait for it… and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM, Barney Quotes
“Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can’t. You’re way out of practice and she’s way too hot for you. So, remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t. Go get ‘em, tiger!”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“Barney Stinson: I had to look away because if I watched what the paramedics were about to do, I would've passed out. Then they took out this electric blade thing, and I kept thinking "this isn't happening, this isn't happening!" Lily Aldrin: Oh my god, what did they cut? Barney Stinson: My suit, my…”— Barney Stinson, amazon.comTagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes, Barney Quotes