“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You are princess of Genovia. Mia: Me, a princess? SHUT. UP. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I beg your pardon? Shut up?”— Gina Wendkos, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.comTagged: princess, royalty, humor, shut up
“[Looking in the mirror] As always, this is as good as it's going to get.”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.comTagged: princess, humor, Appearance, looks
“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it. Helen Thermopolis: So the future of your country is in the hands my 15-year-old?”— Gina Wendkos, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.comTagged: humor, Family, Power
“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so...young. Mia: Thank you. And you look so... clean.”— Gina Wendkos, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.comTagged: humor, Family
“I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.comTagged: princess, humor, Growing Up, Girls
“Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.”— Gina Wendkos, Joe, Hector Elizondo, amazon.comTagged: humor, San Francisco
“Helen Thermopolis: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me! Mia: I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.comTagged: humor, Family, Power, late
“OK...you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.comTagged: princess, humor, Growing Up, Freak, tiara
“I love your eyebrows! We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.”— Larry Miller, Gina Wendkos, Paolo, Larry Miller, imdb.comTagged: humor, looks, Appearance, Eyebrows, Groucho Marx
“Please don't crush my soy nuts.”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.comTagged: humor, high school
“Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?”— Gina Wendkos, Lilly, Heather Matarazzo, amazon.comTagged: humor, high school, Life, Siblings
“Mia: Now, what did you want to tell me? Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life. Mia: I already have braces. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.”— Gina Wendkos, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.comTagged: humor, Family
“Lilly! Just stop it, OK? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.comTagged: humor, high school, appearances
“[Running after Michael and Mia] WAIT UP YOU GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! [Two other students stop for her] NO, not you, I don't even know you!”— Gina Wendkos, Lilly, Heather Matarazzo, imdb.comTagged: humor, high school, Friends
“[Picks up the phone] Gupta... mmhh... mmhh... mmhh. [Hangs up.] The Queen is coming. To Grove High School.”— Gina Wendkos, Vice Principal Gupta, Sandra Oh, imdb.comTagged: humor, high school, Panic
“Michael: Why me? Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.”— Gina Wendkos, Michael, Robert Schwartzmann, imdb.comTagged: Crush, Invisible
“I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.comTagged: humor, high school
“I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.”— Gina Wendkos, Joe, Hector Elizondo, imdb.comTagged: humor, Pantyhose, dangerous
“I'm taking your charm off of my charm bracelet AND IT'S GOING IN THE DIRT!”— Gina Wendkos, Lilly, Heather Matarazzo, imdb.comTagged: humor, high school, Friendship, Charm Bracelet
“Mia: Hey Joe? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse. Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat.”— Gina Wendkos, Anne Hathaway, Mia, imdb.comTagged: humor, Hearse, Driving