22 Utterly Disturbing Single Line Secrets That Will Leave You Shaking

“I want to have sex with a piano.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“Every day I contemplate suicide and if you knew why you'd want me dead.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I have tasted my own menstrual blood.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I made my dog go down on me.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I didn't take my birth control last night. Even if you leave me, I'll have part of you to love forever.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I wished on a dandelion for my husband to die.”

— Unknown, amazon.com

“I was seven the first time I attempted suicide.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I wanted the plane to crash.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I like the smell of my own poop.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I love one of my children more.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I'm 100% sure I'd be a rapist if I were born a man.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I masturbate in lost socks.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“When I was 7 I hid under my parents bed so I could see what my dad's penis looked like.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“He's been in jail for two years for something I did.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“When I was 7 I killed a baby chicken.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I steal money from his wallet.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I gave LSD to a possum.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I love being the first to tell people someone in their family died.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I faked a miscarriage twice.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I often exchange sexual service for cab rides.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I'm the one who has been photo editing your head onto the bodies of porn stars and submitting them to adult websites.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I often wish death upon my chemistry teacher.”

— Frank Warren, amazon.com

“I swap hidden camera sex videos with other air bnb hosts.”

— Frank Warren, postsecret.com