13 Quotes That Prove Wednesday Addams Is The Patron Saint Of All Things Dark And Scary
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This <i>is</i> my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.
“Wednesday: 'I don't want to be in the pageant.' Gary: 'Don't you want to help me realize my vision?' Wednesday: 'Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.' Gary: 'Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude prob…”
— Christina Ricci, Peter MacNicol, Wednesday Addams, Gary, amazon.com
“Joel: 'Wednesday, do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?' Wednesday: 'No.' Joel: 'But what if you met the right man, who worshiped and adored you? Who'd do anything for you? Who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?' Wednesday: 'I'd pity him.'”
— Christina Ricci, David Krumholtz, Wednesday Addams, Joel, amazon.com
“Girl Scout: 'Is this made from real lemons?' Wednesday: 'Yes.' Girl Scout: 'I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?' Pugsley: 'Yes.' Girl Scout: 'Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious…”
— Christina Ricci, Jimmy Workman, Wednesday Addams, Pugsley, amazon.com