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“A planned relaunch of snarky news and gossip web site Gawker is on hold indefinitely, The Post has learned.”

— Alexandra Steigrad, BDG postpones Gawker relaunch, lays off entire staff

“Some people get hung up on whether astrology is "true" or scientific, but that means they miss the way tons of young people are actually using it: As a way to depersonalize their emotions and make them easier to talk about with their friends.”

— Amanda Mull, It Doesn't Matter If Astrology Is 'True', It Matters That People Are Talking About Their Feelings

“We don't want to hurt you or kill you but we're ready to do it at any moment. Understand?”

— Thomas Sieben, J. Blakeson, Vic, Clemens Schick, Kidnapping Stella

“Is everyone ready to play with fire?”

— Nick Uhas, Snapshot

“Am I an adrenaline junkie? I suppose yes, you can call me that.”

— Tim Noonan, Like a Woman Possessed

“I'm just messing with ya.”

— Aziz Ansari, Himself, Aziz Ansari, Aziz Ansari

“Someone must say the unsayable.”

— Abi Morgan, Margaret Thatcher, Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady

“She doesn't do anything other than eat candy bars and take naps.”

— Corinne Kingsbury, Felix, Morgan Krantz, Pilot

“On the road to healing, there's pain.”

— Christopher Bell, Dana Fainaru, The Chosen One

“She wants to be in competition with us...bring it!”

— Rachel Watts, Herself, Rachel Watts, Episode 1

“A woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart.”

— Len Blum, Steve Martin, Maurice Richlin, Michael Saltzman, Blake Edwards, Inspector Jacques Clouseau, Steve Martin, The Pink Panther

“Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.”

— Scott Neustadter, Michael H. Weber, Steve Martin, Blake Edwards, Maurice Richlin, Inspecteur Jacques Clouseau, Steve Martin, The Pink Panther 2

“Put that hand on me again, you won't get it back.”

— Gary Whitta, Eli, Denzel Washington, The Book of Eli

“You don't find him, he finds you.”

— Skip Woods, Axl Torvalds, Rudolf Martin, Swordfish

“Somebody gets in your face, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk, but be nice, until its time to not be nice.”

— Hilary Henkin, R. Lance Hill, James Dalton, Patrick Swayze, Road House

“The world is full of women and I intend on sleeping with at least 100 of them before I date someone.”

— Ann Deborah Fishman, Lance Black, Noah Centineo, Swiped

“Do you like scary movies?”

— Ehren Kruger, Kevin Williamson, The Voice (voice), Roger L. Jackson, Scream 3

“I like having you for my brother.”

— Ronald Bass, Barry Morrow, Charlie Babbitt, Tom Cruise, Rain Man

“Pie, it just fills the cracks of the heart... go away pain.”

— Kevin James, Nick Bakay, Paul Blart, Kevin James, Paul Blart

“Honorable men go with honorable men.”

— Mardik Martin, Martin Scorsese, Giovanni Cappa, Cesare Danova, Mean Streets